Top 5 Islander things of 2022

CHARLOTTETOWN — A recent survey has provided the following list of the top 5 Islander things of 2022.

Movies

5-1. Listen, the theatre in Charlottetown has been wrecked since the hurricane, and no one would drive all the way to Summerside to see a movie.

Songs

5. Brad the Spud by Stompin’ Tom Connors, from his unreleased demos and outtakes album. Connors would later revise and re-record this song, which would be more well-known as “The Hockey Song.”

4. The fiddle song that gets everyone dancing at the ceilidh. You know, the one that goes “diddle-dee-diddle-dee-doo.”

3. The Littlest Hobo – 2022 remix (featuring Justin Bieber).

2. The Dalziel’s Autobody jingle.

1. F U Fiona, as sung by every single Islander under their breath.

Books

5. Anne. No further explanation needed.

4. Anne 2: The Annenening. Of all the sequels to Anne that have been written, this is by far the one with the most numbers in the title.

3. Anne: The Colouring Book. For those who like Anne but don’t like words.

2. The Unbearable Lightness of Being by Milan Kundera (was accidentally purchased 44 times).

1. Anne’s Adventures in Roundaboutland.

TV

5. Hulu

4. Disney+

3. Netflix

2. Live at 5 (when the Compass isn’t on because of a holiday).

1. Compass

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