GEORGETOWN — Breaking news this evening as your mother reports that your cousints — four of them — are coming home from Trano for Christmas.
Four cousints who live in Trano or thereabouts are coming Down East for the holidays:
– Little Robbie (son of Big Robbie, your father’s brother)
– Johnny (your father’s other brother’s son; you haven’t seen him since before you were in school)
– Johnny Mac (your mother’s sister’s oldest son, the one with the hair)
– Myrt (she used to do gymnastics)
Each cousint from Upper Canada has expressed interest in seeing you over the holidays.
“They’re all coming home together,” says your mother. “They’re flying in on the 23rd and will be home until the 27th.”
“It’ll be a time,” says your mother. “I hope the turkey is big enough.”
At press time, your mother recommends wearing that sweater Myrt got you for Christmas last year to show how much you like it.
The Islander 