Meteorologists across PEI quit

“Why even bother anymore?” CHARLOTTETOWN — In a move caused by extremely predictable weather, every single meteorologist on PEI has quit, effective immediately. The Island is just going to be snow-covered forever. For. Ev. Er.Press release excerpt Due to a series of back-to-back-to-back storms this winter, coupled with frigid temperatures and extremely predictable forecasts, the … Continue reading Meteorologists across PEI quit

Snow plow driver tries to downplay joy received in blocking driveways of his enemies

STRATFORD — In a surprising development, local snow plow driver Kris Cuthbert admits that he actually enjoys blocking in the driveways of people who have slighted him.  “I mean, it’s part of the job to push an extra 4-5 feet of snow on people’s driveways. It’s not always fun, until it is,” says Cuthbert. “Especially … Continue reading Snow plow driver tries to downplay joy received in blocking driveways of his enemies