DOOT DOOT DOOT DOO DO DO DOOT
Local man’s sincere thanks mistaken for sarcasm
A post of thanks. No, really.
Several people agree: you should cut your hair
Several people have formed an agreement. The agreement is about your hair, and that you should cut it.
Area man remembers simpler time when there was only two lanes on the Hillsborough bridge
Area man remembers simpler time of Southport and slow drives across the 2-laned bridge
New restaurant promotion requires items to have at least 15 ingredients, weigh 5 lbs, and be completely inedible
New restaurant promotion requirement: items must weigh at least 5 lbs to be included — among other rules.
Roundabout. That’s it, that’s the story. Just roundabout.
Another day, another roundabout. But this one is different!
Islanders preparing for traditional St. Nestor of Magydos’ Day storm
St. Nestor of Malygos Day storms > St. Patrick’s Day storms.
Local man uncertain he can admit to enjoying bingo unironically
Is there an age limit on bingo? One man is finding out the hard way.
Stonepark records 100th broken bone since 8 AM this morning
100th broken bone recorded so far this morning! Great job!
Tractor just bootin’ ‘er down the highway
Tractor was just flyin’ on the highway!
The Islander 