Alcohol-themed bar hopes to succeed in Charlottetown

CHARLOTTETOWN — In a crowded marketplace, where every entrepreneur needs a hook, Charlottetown resident Jake Gaudet thinks he has a sure-fire way to be successful with his new idea. “People like drinking [alcohol, presumably]. And they like going out. So, I figured, why not combine the two and have an alcohol-themed bar?” says Gaudet.  The … Continue reading Alcohol-themed bar hopes to succeed in Charlottetown

Local weirdo says she lives in “Monty-glue” or whatever, as if that’s a real place

Shocking if true, but still-unconfirmed town allegedly exists in Kings’ County SOMEWHERE IN KING’S COUNTY — Since the early 20th century, Island scientists have speculated that there may be a mythical “third town” on PEI — a village or community that was neither Charlottetown nor Summerside.  Local eccentric Clara McInnis claims to be from such … Continue reading Local weirdo says she lives in “Monty-glue” or whatever, as if that’s a real place

Meteorologists across PEI quit

“Why even bother anymore?” CHARLOTTETOWN — In a move caused by extremely predictable weather, every single meteorologist on PEI has quit, effective immediately. The Island is just going to be snow-covered forever. For. Ev. Er.Press release excerpt Due to a series of back-to-back-to-back storms this winter, coupled with frigid temperatures and extremely predictable forecasts, the … Continue reading Meteorologists across PEI quit