Must be low-level royalty — maybe an earl?
Category: Season 3 – Return
Rumor time: Grocery store being built up around the corner from your cousin’s place
That place by where your cousin is at? Going to be a grocery store.
Dozens arrested at local rink for skating against the current direction
Every Islander knows that you can only skate one way at a rink.
Island aunts request school updates
Great Aunt Theodora needs mitten updates!
A roasted chicken is a sign of trouble: Mom cooking a big meal for no reason
You’re all invited home for supper tonight. No reason!
Area rock fan can’t understand why festival can’t book AC/DC, Led Zeppelin and Rolling Stones for Cavendish music festival
CHARLOTTETOWN – The announcement of several big-name music acts for upcoming music festivals in Cavendish has left at least one Island rock fan disappointed. Self-described “rock-megafan” Andrew McGregor can’t believe that area promoters didn’t try to book big-name bands. “I like all kinds of music – from AC/DC to ZZ Top,” said McGregor. “I just … Continue reading Area rock fan can’t understand why festival can’t book AC/DC, Led Zeppelin and Rolling Stones for Cavendish music festival
Christmas recap: An average of 14 Tim’s gift cards exchanged at every office Christmas party
STRATFORD – The Canadian Bureau of Statistics and Figures released a study that shows that in the 2023 holiday office party season, an average of 14 Tim’s gift cards were exchanged. “The Tim’s card is a perfect gift for someone that you only sort of know, but still want to remain on polite terms during … Continue reading Christmas recap: An average of 14 Tim’s gift cards exchanged at every office Christmas party
Animals native to only PEI (or maybe Cape Tourmentine)
Parkade pigeons: Found in all three parkades in Charlottetown, the parkade pigeon is known for its grey plumage, cooing calls, and its near-constant defecation. Burger King seagulls: A critically endangered species with its habitat only around Burger King in Charlottetown, the Burger King seagull can be differentiated from other, lesser seagulls by the appearance of … Continue reading Animals native to only PEI (or maybe Cape Tourmentine)
Island running out of references for craft beer names
There are dozens of references we remember — as long as they’re on beer cans.
The Islander 