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Category: Season 2 – Tourist

Crows of Victoria Park announce March of the Humans

August 29, 2022 ~ The Islander ~ Leave a comment

In response to the March of the Crows, Victoria Park crows plan “March of the Humans.”

Your great-aunt would like to remind you that summer is now over

August 21, 2022August 20, 2022 ~ The Islander ~ Leave a comment

Old Home Week is over — and now so is summer.

Chaos ensues as Gold Cup and Saucer put through dishwasher

August 19, 2022August 19, 2022 ~ The Islander ~ Leave a comment

Who hasn’t accidentally washed a trophy in a dishwasher? Especially when it’s a cup and saucer?

Plan to meet for ice cream falls apart as each member of group arrives at different dairy bar

August 9, 2022August 7, 2022 ~ The Islander ~ Leave a comment

There are too many options for ice cream in Prince County.

Dirt shirt worn ironically. Or maybe unironically? It’s hard to say

August 8, 2022August 7, 2022 ~ The Islander ~ Leave a comment

One of the easiest ways of saying “I’m not from here.”

Islanders threaten Wordle boycott over exclusion of Island words

August 7, 2022August 6, 2022 ~ The Islander ~ Leave a comment

Somehow, warsh isn’t an acceptable guess in Wordle.

Annual marshmallow harvest underway

August 6, 2022August 6, 2022 ~ The Islander ~ Leave a comment

The Island marshmallow harvest is under way!

Roadside potato stand expands to include turnips, marijuana

July 27, 2022July 27, 2022 ~ The Islander ~ Leave a comment

Bucking tradition, this roadside stand is offering potatoes, turnips, and marijuana.

Uncle from Ontario texts to ask if you are currently on the ferry

July 23, 2022July 23, 2022 ~ The Islander ~ Leave a comment

Your uncle who lives in Ontario offers advice if you are currently stuck on the Holiday Express ferry.

Ritual sacrifice to ensure a prosperous tourist season looking for new volunteers

July 17, 2022July 17, 2022 ~ The Islander ~ Leave a comment

Are you interested in ensuring a successful tourist season? Sign up to be a human sacrifice today!

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