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Author: The Islander
HR Expert explains that hockey team could win more games by achieving more goals
HR expert claims hockey teams can win more games by achieving more goals
Stratford to reveal new town slogan
Stratford has announced a new town slogan, and, well, you’ll get used to it.
Bright shiny disk in sky revealed to be “the sun”
Temperatures are predicted to be a scorching 10 degrees by the weekend TIGNISH — Sky-watchers across the Island were shocked today to see a large, yellow-orange disk in the sky that was glowing as though under some supernatural power. As if this wasn’t enough, it has appeared for three straight days. Scientists have determined that … Continue reading Bright shiny disk in sky revealed to be “the sun”
Chaos ensues as tourist arrives in May
“We’re just not ready [for people from away to come and clog up our Island before June],” sighed tourism operators, general public
Island band scrambling to learn the words to “Heave Away” before St. Patrick’s Day concert
Now we’re bound for ol’… wait, what’s the next line?
Combo A declared best traditional Island meal at 2:30 AM
Is there really any doubt about the best 2:30 AM meal?
Guy who is constantly late hopes to be able to milk Daylight Savings Time for one more day
Daylight Savings Time is the greatest day(s) ever if you’re always running late.
Weird sicko eats baked potato without butter
BORDEN-CARLETON -- A kooky, weird sicko has done something that has caused revulsion among fellow Islanders: Johnny "Champ" Gallant has eaten a baked potato without butter. I know. I know! As Champ states, "Sometimes, I just don't feel like drowning my potato in a cup of melted butter [like any normal human being does]. I … Continue reading Weird sicko eats baked potato without butter
Island grandmothers agree: you should probably take a coat in case you catch a chill
Just in case. Better to have it and not need it than not have it.
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