STRATFORD – An air of mystery surrounded a car stopped at a stoplight this afternoon, as it appears the car’s windows were tinted nearly entirely black.
“I can only assume that this was a diplomat who requested anonymity, or perhaps a low-level royal visiting our fair Island who did not want to draw attention to themselves,” offered Louis Dewar, a local Stratford resident. “Whoever it is, they must be extremely worried that someone might see and recognize them.”
The car was last seen zipping across the Hillsborough bridge towards Charlottetown at a healthy 110 km/hour. Residents of Charlottetown are requested to clear the way for this obviously important individual (or individuals) as they may not be able to see the road fully through their blackened windows.
Furthermore, the Charlottetown Police have released a statement issuing immunity from any noise complaints coming from this individual’s car, so residents along University Avenue have a high probability of hearing tremendous bass-pumping beats on Friday and Saturday nights from 10 PM to 3 AM.
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