KENSINGTON — Some goof who didn’t wear any boots or nothing before he went out for the day claims it was supposed to be nice out, and that is supposed to explain why he’s soaked to the bone.
“I overheard two other fellas in line at the Superstore saying it was supposed to be nice on Saturday,” said the soggy dope, who will not be named to prevent embarrassment.
“I guess maybe they were wrong.”
Mr. Too-Good-for-a-Coat, who was soaked right down to the bone, was seen trying to pass off being cold and wet as being cool and impervious to the wind — a look that hasn’t worked since junior high.
Especially today because the wind has some bite in it.
The Islander 