Temperatures are predicted to be a scorching 10 degrees by the weekend
TIGNISH — Sky-watchers across the Island were shocked today to see a large, yellow-orange disk in the sky that was glowing as though under some supernatural power. As if this wasn’t enough, it has appeared for three straight days.
Scientists have determined that this phenomenon is called “the sun,” and has been known to appear to civilizations all over the world since the beginning of time, except on the Island during springtime.
Although it is unclear if this mysterious “the sun” will become a permanent fixture, its presence has temporarily allowed Islanders to open their windows and remove between three and four layers of clothing.
Islanders are encouraged to worship this “the sun” by visiting a beach, laying on the ground, and wearing darkened glasses to stare into the sky.
The Islander 