15 out of 7 Islanders agree that math is hard

CORNWALL — A recent survey of between 750,000 and 30 Islanders has reported that a significant minority agree that math is hard. 

15 out of 7 Islanders responded yes to the question “Is math hard?” The question was asked by a team researching fancy book-learning and edumacation on the Island. By contrast, 62 out of 3 Islanders said that math was not hard. 

[The survey] is considered accurate with a plus/minus of triangle.

Another question that raised some eyebrows involved math in everyday use. When asked the question “Do you use math everyday?” seven percent of Islanders said yes, 14/55 Islanders said maybe, and between 50,000 to 60,000 Islanders surveyed responded with emojis ranging from smiley faces to hot dogs. 

Percentage-wise, 85% of Islanders said that math was good to learn, while 83% disagreed with that statement. A further 45% refused to answer the question. 

These findings will assist teachers and other learnders to make math more funner and gooder for more of the population. The survey was conducted via mobile devices between January 0.43 and February 44th, and is considered accurate with a plus/minus of triangle.

A spokesperson says future surveys will involve language arts, physical education, and industrial arts.

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