KENSINGTON — In an increasingly fractured world, where divisions and opinions are everywhere, there is still hope. Several people have come to an agreement on one unifying statement: you should cut your hair.
Your hair is getting long, and you really should consider getting it cut.
Several people
All politics aside, when push comes to shove, you absolutely have to look at the big picture. Your hair is getting long, and you really should consider getting it cut. The sooner, the better.
Your hair, as it is right now, is not terrible. But, as is everything in this always-on, interconnected world, things could change in an instant, causing your hair to become too long. No one wants that. Least of all you.
Several people — people you know and trust, and who care for your well-being — have come together to think about this, and have considered many aspects of this difficult conversation, but all agree on one main topic: you should cut your hair.
Listen — you will hear lots of bickering, differing opinions, and arguing from all sorts of points of view, but you must focus on the importance of getting your hair cut now. Like, right now. Now now, while this agreement is still in place.
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