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Month: March 2022

Island band scrambling to learn the words to “Heave Away” before St. Patrick’s Day concert

March 17, 2022April 17, 2022 ~ The Islander ~ Leave a comment

Now we’re bound for ol’… wait, what’s the next line?

Combo A declared best traditional Island meal at 2:30 AM

March 16, 2022May 9, 2022 ~ The Islander ~ Leave a comment

Is there really any doubt about the best 2:30 AM meal?

Guy who is constantly late hopes to be able to milk Daylight Savings Time for one more day

March 15, 2022April 17, 2022 ~ The Islander ~ Leave a comment

Daylight Savings Time is the greatest day(s) ever if you’re always running late.

Weird sicko eats baked potato without butter

March 14, 2022April 17, 2022 ~ The Islander ~ Leave a comment

BORDEN-CARLETON -- A kooky, weird sicko has done something that has caused revulsion among fellow Islanders: Johnny "Champ" Gallant has eaten a baked potato without butter. I know. I know! As Champ states, "Sometimes, I just don't feel like drowning my potato in a cup of melted butter [like any normal human being does]. I … Continue reading Weird sicko eats baked potato without butter

Island grandmothers agree: you should probably take a coat in case you catch a chill

March 13, 2022April 17, 2022 ~ The Islander ~ Leave a comment

Just in case. Better to have it and not need it than not have it.

Flea Market seller optimistic that someone is looking for 15 VHS copies of Under Siege 2

March 12, 2022April 17, 2022 ~ The Islander ~ Leave a comment

A great deal if you need 15 copies of one movie on VHS.

Score! Used car includes 4 QEH parking tokens hidden in seat

March 11, 2022April 17, 2022 ~ The Islander ~ Leave a comment

A pretty nice bonus on a purchase of a used car!

Island business in the news for… Oh no. Oh geez. Ooof.

March 10, 2022April 17, 2022 ~ The Islander ~ Leave a comment

Normally it’s awesome to see the Island on national news. This isn’t one of those cases.

Seagull this far inland could mean good weather, bad weather

March 10, 2022April 17, 2022 ~ The Islander ~ Leave a comment

Seagulls this far inland? Yeah, there’s either good or bad weather a-comin’

Island grandmothers agree: a little flat ginger ale will fix you right up

March 9, 2022April 17, 2022 ~ The Islander ~ Leave a comment

Just a little sip of ginger ale. That’ll clear things right up.

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