Snow plow driver tries to downplay joy received in blocking driveways of his enemies

STRATFORD — In a surprising development, local snow plow driver Kris Cuthbert admits that he actually enjoys blocking in the driveways of people who have slighted him. 

“I mean, it’s part of the job to push an extra 4-5 feet of snow on people’s driveways. It’s not always fun, until it is,” says Cuthbert. “Especially when I get to block in Randy [Jefferson, Cuthbert’s neighbour]  for the fifth time this week.”

When pressed for details, Cuthbert suggested speaking directly to Randy, as “He knows what he did.”

Randy Jefferson, Cuthbert’s neighbour since 2003, offers a different perspective.

“Oh, Kris doesn’t even try to hide it. I’m sure he drives by my place 6-7 times a day with his plow, just because he can. Did I mention that one time he drove by in October to plow leaves into my driveway? There’s something wrong with that.”

Upon being asked if Jefferson did anything to cause this type of behaviour, he added “Probably.”

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